Tesla’s Humanoid Robots: Let’s Talk About It
Tesla plans to build a million humanoid robots a year. What does that mean for families, seniors, and everyday life? A warm, satirical look at our robot future. You know how the future usually arrives slowly? A little update here, a new gadget there… and then suddenly Tesla pops up and says, “Oh, by the way, we’re planning to build one million humanoid robots a year .” One. Million. Per year. And they’re aiming for 2026 to ramp up production and 2027 to start selling them for around $30,000 . Which, let’s be honest, is less than some people spend on a kitchen remodel that still leaves the dishwasher crooked. I read that and had to sit back for a moment. Because this isn’t a sci‑fi trailer anymore. This is real. This is “your neighbor might have a robot before you finish reorganizing your pantry.” And it made me think about that earlier blog post I wrote the one about robots helping us care for the people we love. Back then, it felt like a gentle though...