A Satire About Bullet Characters Taking Over Online Writing
A satire on the rise of bullet character articles and how list formatting is changing the way information is written online. The Cold Rise of the Bullet Character Era I’ve been publishing online since 2008, and in all that time, I never warmed up to bullet points or, to use the proper technical term, bullet characters. And before we go any further, let me confess something upfront: I, Susang6 the very author wagging my finger at these little symbols am absolutely guilty of falling for them myself. More than once, I’ve caught myself slipping them into my own information‑based articles, seduced by their tidy efficiency. So know this as you read: resisting them is hard. I’m not perfect, and I don’t pretend to be. If anything, that’s why this satire exists because I know exactly how tempting those neat little dots can be. They always felt like the cold metal scaffolding of an article rather than the heartbeat of one. To me, bullet characters break the flow. They interrupt the conver...