I Called in Sick. Then I Asked AI to Write the Sick Note. 🐝
Dr. Claude, reporting for duty. 🐝 Bedside manner: questionable. Note-writing skills: impeccable. 🐝 Everyone has wanted a work excuse at some point. I actually got one. From an AI. And it was good. 🐝 It started as a normal Friday. Allergies flaring. Stress through the roof. A Poshmark suspension that wouldn't quit. An outlaw situation in my spare room. And somewhere in the chaos — a package I forgot to mail. So naturally I asked my AI to write me a sick note. And it did. OFFICIAL MEDICAL NOTE To Whom It May Concern at Poshmark, Please be advised that this seller was under the weather on February 27, 2026, suffering from allergy flare, stress-induced exhaustion, and a severe case of Poshmark-induced anxiety. She was also simultaneously advocating for a senior friend in a housing crisis, managing an outlaw situation, and fighting a bee sting aftermath. 🐝 She is expected to make a full recovery once her account is reinstated. Respectfully, Dr. Claude 🐝 ...