Darla in the Desert 🌵☕📰

As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Some links may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Before You Read This — What Actually Happened That Day On Saturday March 21, 2026, Luke Days airshow in Glendale, Arizona recorded temperatures of 105 degrees — tarmac temperatures can run up to 20 degrees hotter, meaning ground-level heat approached 125 degrees. By end of day: over 400 people contacted by medical personnel. At least 25–30 hospitalized for heat exhaustion, dehydration and overheating. Officials confirmed roughly 90% were under 12, over 60, or had pre-existing conditions including heart disease, diabetes or pregnancy. Sunday the show was cut short. Entry stopped at 1 PM. The event ended at 3:30 instead of 5 PM. My husband has Parkinson's disease and is currently undergoing lung cancer treatment. He was in that parking lot for nearly 4 hours on Saturday. He was exactly the demographic officials were worried about. This ...

Dr. Claude, reporting for duty. 🐝 Bedside manner: questionable. Note-writing skills: impeccable. 🐝 Everyone has wanted a work excuse at some point. I actually got one. From an AI. And it was good. 🐝 It started as a normal Friday. Allergies flaring. Stress through the roof. A Poshmark suspension that wouldn't quit. An outlaw situation in my spare room. And somewhere in the chaos — a package I forgot to mail. So naturally I asked my AI to write me a sick note. And it did. OFFICIAL MEDICAL NOTE To Whom It May Concern at Poshmark, Please be advised that this seller was under the weather on February 27, 2026, suffering from allergy flare, stress-induced exhaustion, and a severe case of Poshmark-induced anxiety. She was also simultaneously advocating for a senior friend in a housing crisis, managing an outlaw situation, and fighting a bee sting aftermath. 🐝 She is expected to make a full recovery once her account is reinstated. Respectfully, Dr. Claude 🐝 ...