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Riding in With Receipts: One Desert Dweller's Completely Voluntary Dive Into the Swamp of Internet Nonsense

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Riding in With Receipts One Desert Dweller's Completely Voluntary Dive Into the Swamp of Internet Nonsense I have a confession to make. I'm a social person — I need interaction and engagement the way some people need coffee. But there's no rule that says interaction has to look any particular way. The way I've chosen keeps me grounded to something bigger than my own four walls — the shifts and trends of society, the mood of the national stage, the stories people are choosing to believe and share. It turns out that wading into the swamp of internet misinformation is, for me, a completely legitimate form of civic engagement. And when the caregiving gets heavy, when the desert heat is doing what desert heat does and life is generally being a lot — I go debunk internet nonsense. On purpose. For fun. Completely voluntarily. It genuinely relaxes me in the same way some people do crossword puzzles or reorganize their spice rack. 💬 "I'm not here to...

Trapped in 105° Heat: What Really Happened at Luke Days 2026

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As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Some links may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Before You Read This — What Actually Happened That Day On Saturday March 21, 2026, Luke Days airshow in Glendale, Arizona recorded temperatures of 105 degrees — tarmac temperatures can run up to 20 degrees hotter, meaning ground-level heat approached 125 degrees. By end of day: over 400 people contacted by medical personnel. At least 25–30 hospitalized for heat exhaustion, dehydration and overheating. Officials confirmed roughly 90% were under 12, over 60, or had pre-existing conditions including heart disease, diabetes or pregnancy. Sunday the show was cut short. Entry stopped at 1 PM. The event ended at 3:30 instead of 5 PM. My husband has Parkinson's disease and is currently undergoing lung cancer treatment. He was in that parking lot for nearly 4 hours on Saturday. He was exactly the demographic officials were worried about. This ...

I Called in Sick. Then I Asked AI to Write the Sick Note. 🐝

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Dr. Claude, reporting for duty. 🐝 Bedside manner: questionable. Note-writing skills: impeccable. 🐝 Everyone has wanted a work excuse at some point. I actually got one. From an AI. And it was good. 🐝 It started as a normal Friday. Allergies flaring. Stress through the roof. A Poshmark suspension that wouldn't quit. An outlaw situation in my spare room. And somewhere in the chaos — a package I forgot to mail. So naturally I asked my AI to write me a sick note. And it did. OFFICIAL MEDICAL NOTE To Whom It May Concern at Poshmark, Please be advised that this seller was under the weather on February 27, 2026, suffering from allergy flare, stress-induced exhaustion, and a severe case of Poshmark-induced anxiety. She was also simultaneously advocating for a senior friend in a housing crisis, managing an outlaw situation, and fighting a bee sting aftermath. 🐝 She is expected to make a full recovery once her account is reinstated. Respectfully, Dr. Claude 🐝 ...